Random Interruption [01 Oct 2006|02:00am] Marshall in South Park. Me in South Park. Johnny Knoxville in South Park! (Why not?) -LS

Random Interruption [30 Sep 2006|04:46pm] Marshall and I just moved into our new apartment. He's very tired, I am not (I made him lift all the big things. 'Girl Power' indeed). Marshall in the apartment. So... no comic today! :(

"Just worry about not being a fucking homophobe dude." [29 Sep 2006|12:04am] Can you believe Ebert & Roeper gave Jack Number Two two thumbs up? Because I can't. Also, Our MySpace Page already has more friends than My Personal MySpace Page. I think that's awesome! Awesome I say! Anyway, I've never had respect for Steve-O, in fact he disturbed me. But then I read this. There was another interview I found with him going into more of that and his homoeroticism with Chris Pontius. I now kinda want to watch Wildboyz. -LS P.S. This post has no many links solely to piss Marshall off (who really needs to look through the archive and fix all the mistakes I keep finding!).

"You've manacled me to my death-bed, you Piccadilly whore!" [27 Sep 2006|12:34am] The art does look smoother now... but it's gotta change. It just looks weird now. *Sigh* I shall never be sated, neither shall my internal Grammar Nazi (who is much more bad-ass compared to the one at Queen of Wands. I mean c'mon, an old lady?). So... my birthday's in less than a week. Neat-o. ... Fuck, I have no idea how Marshall manages to rant for so long. Blah, blah, blah... I have nothing to say you miserable fools! -LS

"What did the five fingers say to the face?" [25 Sep 2006|10:29pm] My dinner tonight was pop-tarts and a Bacardi cooler. I am the poster girl for College life! I've got to ream Marshall for something now. Alright is incorrect! It should be all right! (To our readers, I am very strict with Canadian spelling/grammar/punctuation. In fact, I'm a little crazy when you get down to it. Sometimes Marshall sneaks behind my back and edits stuff. Bad Marshall!) Anyway, Marshall can bitch about 101 degrees all he wants, a few months ago I was really sick, but refused to admit it. However I noticed something was wrong when at school I was walking around and was beyond dizzy. Like, almost passing out. So that night I ask Krista to take my temperature (she's has the only thermometre in the house). She takes it, I read it. Elise: It says 102. What does that mean? Krista: *Look of sheer horror* Elise: Is that bad? Krista: Mom! We need to go to the hospital! Somehow I managed to talk my mom out of taking me to the hospital that day (the Colbert Report was coming on!), though I did end up there the next day. Alas, I'm not very good at taking care of myself. Like, for instance, eating pop-tarts and Bacardi coolers for dinner. -LS P.S. "SLAP!!!"

"My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that." [22 Sep 2006|08:39pm] I have beyong nothing to comment about today's strip, so I shall amuse you with links. Review of Jackass Number Two And in keeping with the Jackass theme, this is a Daily Show clip of Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell called Responsible Drinking. I don't wanna overwhelm you with links today, so that will be all! -LS Edit: I can't believe I forgot to post this! Johnny Knoxville on The Daily Show.

Random Interruption [22 Sep 2006|01:53pm] Wanna know the real reason there's no comic up yet? Because Marshall eats babies. That's right, I said it. Because I can't comment on the comic, so I'm just gonna talk about stuff. Remember how on Wednesday (Sept. 20) I posted the link to Our New MySpace Page? Well today I was over on the Hookie Dookie Panic! website and noticed their news post from Thursday (Sept. 21) linking THEIR New MySpace Page. I am by no means claiming that they ripped us off, but I can sure as fuck say that we didn't rip them off! We posted ours a day before they did! Anyway, I love that comic, so I added them as a friend and you should go read their comic as well. -LS

"It stinks like sex in here." [20 Sep 2006|08:52am] Ok, well I forgot to mention this last post (mostly because I could barely form complete sentences), but here it is today: We made a MySpace account (purely for promotional reasons) for the comic. So if you like our comic and have your very own MySpace account, please feel free to add us. Spread the glorious word! http://www.myspace.com/creative_differences (Yeah, I know it's an underscore instead of a dash, but that's because MySpace doesn't like dashes in their addresses... chicken fuckers...) Anyhoo, apparently I'm in the middle of class, so I should get back to that... -LS

"Get bent, Umlaut." [18 Sep 2006|08:08am] I've been awake since 6 and I'm tired... and I want to go to sleep... but I'm stuck in class... At least I have today's comic to amuse me... -LS

"Dude, I'm sorry." [16 Sep 2006|02:09am] Jackass is playing in the background. Jackass helps remind me that although stupidity exists in the world, I am not part of it. Basically it makes me feel better about myself. By the way, I need all the moral support I can get, I've begun sending out queries again (every few months I begin sending our queries for the novels I have written). If you don't know what a query is, then you are not a writer. For those of you who do not fall into this category, I shall explain: Query letters are writers trying to sell their novel. It contains a brief synopsis of the novel as well as a brief bio of the writer and their publishing history (mine is limited to newspaper articles published in a Oshawa newspaper). If you have never heard of Oshawa, fear not, neither have most Canadians. The point is, for the next few weeks my soul will be ripped to shreds by people I have never met and who only seem to be capable of spelling my name 'Elsie'. If you send me an email addressed to 'Elsie', I will honestly track you down and strangle you with a pair of panties. I like being called 'Elsie' by anyone as much as black people like being called 'niggers' by white people. Savvy? -LS P.S. Clearly, I have no comments about today's comment other than: I makes me laugh. Ha... ha... fucking... ha... P.P.S. Charlie the Unicorn

"I hear Peter McKay fucked a crocodile once..." [15 Sep 2006|12:46am] Sweet, I am getting a free book and you are not. Also, Stephen Colbert got a bridge named after him in Holland. He is my god. The second someone uploads that on youtube I shall post it. Marshall was over at my place today to pick up money for rent and made a comment to my mom that I was in a bad mood. My mom smiled: "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but this is Elise's good mood." I think Marshall began regretting his decision to move in with me. Poor bastard. I own his soul. Well, I am extremely sleep deprived, so I shall go pass out now. -LS

"Get a life you parasitic star-fucker!" [13 Sep 2006|12:12am] YES! Hate mail! My only shock over this is that it took a month and a half to get any! Though imagine my disappointment when I found out that not only was it written in TERRIBLE grammar nor had any bearing on reality... but it was written by a fictional character! A fictional character I HATE! If Kakashi-sensei emailed, I would apologize for Marshall's clear hatred of the United States. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!! Oh, and just to point out Marshall's stupidity, we are both technically 'Americans'. In fact, we are North Americans, because Canada is in North America. But I mean, who the fuck actually notices shit like that? Other than me... and geographers... Note on the comic: This was not only the first strip I ever wrote, but the first strip written for the comic! Of course, I forgot about it until Marshall put things into motion and it's been re-written a lot since then. I may be crazy, but I think I do recall Marshall actually asking me once: "Should pee be black?" I may have been stoned. God knows I am right now. ;) -LS P.S. You can thank Lewis Black for today's quote.

You See Stars [11 Sep 2006|12:02am] So why is she always in a bad mood? She is an insomniac. Why am I always in a bad mood? Because I'm an insomniac. And in case you haven't figured it out, school beginning has caused me to have even less sleep, hence the more-than-usual-pissy mood. Anyway, Marshall decided to open the can of worms, so I guess I have to make some comment about what today is. However, you really, really, really don't want to hear my comments, so I'd like to direct you to the comments of a man who actually knows what the fuck he's talking about. Take it away, Jon Stewart. No joke, you really ought to watch that. -LS

"Brave Sir Robin ran away..." [09 Sep 2006|08:43pm] Another day, another comment. I'm tired and pissy, so not in the mood for comedy. Today's comic has Idris' second Dr. Draw t-shirt. That plus sign is on both of his albums, so imagine it's his official symbol. Makes sense in the first-aid kind of sense, being that he's Doctor Draw. If ever I get another chance to speak to him, I shall ask. He's got to come back to Toronto one day... right? Yeah, can you tell Elise is obsessed? -LS

[08 Sep 2006|11:06am] School has begun again and I'm reeeeeeaaaaaally not in the mood to post. So... LINKS! Dr. Draw Live More Dr. Draw Live And here Dr. Draw's Video I ♥ Dr. Draw. And in case any of you guys were wondering what kind of stuff I normally write, here's a link the the shortest of my stories I could find: Lucifer -LS

Random Interruption [06 Sep 2006|03:44pm] As strange as this will sound (once you consider that I write web-comics), I don't read a lot web-comics. Every once in a while though my internet exploring will find one and I'll take a boo. Anyway, I found this one comic called Dead Days and the following two strips just killed me. Read this one first and then read this one. I'm not too sure if men or women will appreciate it more, but I'm sure they'll both get it. -LS

"With electrolytes!" [06 Sep 2006|12:37am] Titus is totally pimping in today's comic I was looking at some of the feedback we'd gotten and I wanted to take some time to answer a couple. 1) One person was confused by the characters changing clothes. He seemed to think that different t-shirt = different character. You are stupid. I hate you. 2) Someone complained that Idris' boobs are too big. Firstly, I have to say: "Seriously? You're complaining about a cartoon's boobs being too big???" Secondly, I have to admit that Idris and Titus are very closely modeled after myself and Marshall; thus Idris' chest is the same as mine. Thirdly: My boobs are not too big. Art shall imitate life. I designed the symbol and Idris' shirt. It's a made-up symbol for a real musician (and the current object of my affection) Dr. Draw. It's a violin. -LS

[04 Sep 2006|12:48am] This was actually the first strip ever written for this comic. After I told Marshall I wanted to do a comic this was the first thing he wrote. He's an ass. Anyway, I actually agree with the ass. Women's rights = being treated as men. Or vice versa. I hate women who expect to be treated as equals and yet still expect to be given more rights than men. I.E. Being given a seat on the subway. Clearly, I am not a feminist, but I do believe in equal rights. I also believe that you need to be willing to give something up in exchange for this. So, I give up my right for seats on the TTC (err, that would be the Toronto Transit Commission) for the right to vote, work and pretty much do whatever the fuck I want. That is freedom to me. Take it or leave it. -LS P.S. If you'd like to leave it, keep in mind that Marshall likes his steak rare.

"Remember Colchester!" [02 Sep 2006|01:05am] I have nothing to say, but Marshall gets mad at me when I don't update. So, I present to you: The shit I find on youtube.com when searching 'Green Arrow'. Dinah and Ollie JLU - GA and Speedy vs Super Soldier CW Promo Season 6 Justice Poop And that's enough random Green Arrow for one day. Now kneel before Zod, bitches! -LS

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor." [01 Sep 2006|12:42pm] This comic's pretty fucking funny and soon Marshall will see for himself just how true it is. :) -LS

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